{"id":11619,"date":"2018-01-17T10:15:22","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T10:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/2018\/01\/17\/three-ways-donald-trump-could-benefit-from-meditation\/"},"modified":"2023-02-23T10:29:09","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T10:29:09","slug":"three-ways-donald-trump-could-benefit-from-meditation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/three-ways-donald-trump-could-benefit-from-meditation\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Ways Donald Trump Could Benefit From Meditation"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11619\" class=\"elementor elementor-11619\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-6557a8ec elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"6557a8ec\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-5a3e9c94\" data-id=\"5a3e9c94\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-38378fc elementor-widget elementor-widget-theme-post-featured-image elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"38378fc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"theme-post-featured-image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.13.3 - 28-05-2023 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"357\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Three-Ways-Donald-Trump-Could-Benefit-From-Meditation-e1676904680411.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-15997\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Three-Ways-Donald-Trump-Could-Benefit-From-Meditation-e1676904680411.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Three-Ways-Donald-Trump-Could-Benefit-From-Meditation-e1676904680411-300x143.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5af2aa98 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5af2aa98\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.13.3 - 28-05-2023 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>\u00a0<\/p><p>It\u2019s undeniable that Donald Trump is already a capable and impressive man. With the thick, flowing locks of a Disney princess, a brain which could beat up Albert Einstein\u2019s in a bar brawl and thick thighs like mighty oaks, he\u2019s the president that the USA both wants and needs. \u00a0But that isn\u2019t to say there isn\u2019t any room for improvement. Sometimes even the most beautiful Donald-Trump-shaped lily can benefit from some gilding, and that\u2019s where meditation comes in.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dc7582d elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"dc7582d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/find-a-course\" class=\"elementor-button-link elementor-button elementor-size-sm\" role=\"button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-left\">\n\t\t\t\t<i aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"fab fa-discourse\"><\/i>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">Find an upcoming course<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2321c12 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2321c12\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>It\u2019ll help him stay in fine physical form<\/h3><p>When a man oozes as much masculinity as Donald Trump, there is the ever-present danger of over-oozing, draining him of his precious essence and leaving him depleted and weak. Even Thor, the Norse god of thunder, has to take time off every now and then to replenish his energy in the space-city of Asgard, and Donald Trump is no different.<\/p><p>It seems clear that his man-off with Kim Jong-un, watched from a distance with a mixture of fear, admiration and (let\u2019s face it) arousal by the general public, will soon reach its inevitable conclusion. Before long, they\u2019ll tear off their shirts and, roaring mightily, take to the ring for a wrestling match that will once and for all decide which of the two of them has the most monumental balls. It\u2019s imperative for the future security of America that Donald Trump is at his physical peak at this moment, and utilising the energy-boost that meditation can give him.<\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16584 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-01-03-at-13.53.12.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"633\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-01-03-at-13.53.12.png 633w, https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-01-03-at-13.53.12-300x213.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 633px) 100vw, 633px\" \/><\/p><h3>It will sharpen his formidable intellect<\/h3><p>As we all know, Donald Trump is very highly educated and has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Kn283OjPb1g\/\">all the best words<\/a>, words he uses to devastating effect when tweeting famous actresses, former muscle men and heads of state to take them down a peg or two. Whether he\u2019s interacting with other intellectual heavyweights like the leaders of Britain First and those people who think the world is controlled by intergalactic lizards, or carefully explaining that his hands are actually very large and he <a href=\"http:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2016\/03\/03\/politics\/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio\/index.html\">doesn\u2019t have a problem in \u201cthat area\u201d<\/a>, he often astounds us with his challenging and innovative thinking. But with meditation, his already enormous brain could grow further, like a terrifying souffl\u00e9 with its hands on the nuclear codes.<\/p><h3>Women will find him even more attractive<\/h3><p>As a confident, powerful and good-looking man, Donald Trump already knows he is extremely attractive. \u201cAll of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me \u2013 consciously or unconsciously. That\u2019s to be expected,\u201d he once explained &#8211; and it\u2019s true. Whether they realise it or not, women are intoxicated by Trump\u2019s presence, even if their minds are saying silly things like \u201cI do not fancy this man\u201d. His appeal is simply so powerful it actually skips past their conscious brain and grabs straight at their hearts \ud83d\udc96<\/p><p>But with meditation, his skin will improve, his physique will refine and he\u2019ll stand even taller, glowing like a beautiful lava lamp. Melania\u2019s obvious attraction to him will go through the roof, and it\u2019s possible she\u2019ll have to be restrained for her own safety, while other women will be doomed to admire him from a distance, tortured by the knowledge that he\u2019ll never be theirs.<\/p><p>And there we have it! With just forty minutes of meditation every day, the noble and thick-skinned president will become (if possible) an even better leader and family man. However, it isn\u2019t only handsome business moguls that can be improved with the practice of meditation. While we <i>may <\/i>have written this piece with tongue in cheek, the benefits of meditation are very real, and you can find out more on one of our <a href=\"\\&quot;https:\/\/www.beejameditation.com\/intro-talks\/\\&quot;\">free intro talks<\/a>. 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